Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Thursday, August 27, 2009

EXCUSE ME
























The above is included for its compelling taxonomic take on shit.

Friday, August 07, 2009

FANTASTIC DAMAGE

Vague memories of posting this before, years ago. But I just came across it and feels so fresh it's going up again.

SELF AWARENESS

Monday, July 13, 2009

There are only two rules:

1. If it's supposed to move, but doesn't; use WD-40

2. If it's not supposed to move, but does; use duct tape.

Monday, April 06, 2009

The chief scientist

for China’s Academy of Sciences, Niu Wenyuan, said in 2007: “[Intellectual Property Rights] are the Number One strategic reserve in the 21st century and its significance is not inferior to any other strategic reserve, be it food or energy.”[18]

Friday, March 27, 2009

over·de·sign

transitive verb
Date: 1951

: to design in a manner that is excessively complex or that exceeds usual standards (as of sturdiness or safety)

Saturday, February 21, 2009

Simulated Leather Photo Frame


Elegant simulated leather design with white accent stitching promotional clock and picture frame all built in. Clock features alarm with date display. Photo frame can hold a 3" x 5" picture.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

The uniqlock was a good idea, but has been removed to its irritating audio properties