Sunday, February 11, 2007

Performances in Ill-Fitting Suits


Busk Using two non-instruments to make music, providing a cap for the collection of public gratuities.
Clean and Tidy Dressing up in mask, apron and gloves to spring-clean the environment with dusters, polish and air freshener.
Describe Describing the fashions of passers-by for entertainment and education to those who wish to listen and learn.
Falling, Chalking One falling down into a position, thus enabling the other to draw a chalk outline.
Make Cake Free Waging a campaign, collecting signatures for a petition, using leaflets, the power of rhetoric and the distribution of free cake.
Messy Eating Buying food to eat in or take away, gradually eating more messily.
Paint Carefully painting individual blades of grass, or leaves on bushes or trees, a different shade of green.
Puppet Wearing a glove puppet whilst going about one's business.
Reverse Begging Sitting down in the street begging for passers-by to take money from a cap, due to one's affluence.
Wash and Dry Walking into the sea to get thoroughly wet, afterwards walking up and down until thoroughly dry.